Monthly Archives: December 2013

The Tortoise and the Hare

The Tortoise and the Hare

(or the rabbit and the turtle…)

A classic bed time story

Tortoise and the Hare


The Cause Of Bad Luck

Some believe that peacock feathers bring bad luck, others say the eye is a protector. Ever since I had the feathers in the house a string of bad luck followed me. They soon vanished. However the colours did not.

Peacock 1swm Peacock 2swm Peacock 3swm Peacock 4swm Peacock 5swm


The Auction House Owl

Owl


Bad Taxidermy and Unscrupulous Bastards

I mean I love bad taxidermy, or amusing taxidermy, but it seems to be suddenly popular and there are some unscrupulous bastards around that are killing for it. This is not the Victorian era, and as much as I have some skulls I always make sure they died naturally.
I mean end of the day there will be enough turkey, pig and cow skulls to lay over a county (or three) by the end of this month, and they are ground into dog food, burgers and ‘other’ so you don’t have to see it. I may come across as Morrissey but if you get offended by this then wonder why. You have probably eaten one ground up! (minus the wig)
Unexpected rant over.

Skull Wig


Sorry

Saying it with flowersSorry


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